Apparently, Mimi likes 'em young. The buzz all over the Internet is that Mimi was rocking an "engagement" ring at the Tribeca Film Festival in honor of her new boo, Nick Cannon. Mind you, Nick Cannon is only 27, while Mariah is 38, meaning Mimi's about to get her cougar on. I wonder how Da Brat-ta-tat-tat feels about this. You know she's been trying to get at Mariah since "Always Be My Baby."
If Mariah is dating Nick Cannon, she won't be alone in her cougardom. Of course there's Demi Moore (45) and Ashton Kutcher (30), the most famous couple in cougaracity. There's also Halle Berry (41) and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry (32). Right now, all the old pussycats are in heat and they want some tenderonis, so old guys, you're out of luck. Props to Nick Cannon if he did indeed land Mimi. It can't be easy to land an eternal 12-year-old, glitter-obsessed, girl/woman like Mariah.
