Sucks to be you, Wesley Snipes

Now everybody knows damn well that the IRS doesn't play when it comes to collecting its money. Somehow, Wesley Snipes thought that his millions of dollars were above being taxed. Think again, Blade. He evaded the IRS for years and they finally caught up with him. Once they snared him, Wesley squirmed and squealed but in the end he had to pay. He brought in a $5 million check during his tax evasion court trial, but the government said, "Thanks, but you're still going to jail." Damn, homie.

Watch the AP video of the whole fiasco. Note: The US Dept of Justice attorney's review of all the ways Wesley dissed the IRS is hilarious.