50 Cent might've made millions of dollars with his Vitamin Water deal, but he's still hustlin' after more paper. Don't stand in the way of a mogul, ladies and gentlemen. 50 Cent is about to push his own line of memorabilia. Yes, you too can now own old shit that 50 Cent and his G-Unit crew have worn, used, eaten, looked at, signed or threw up on. Okay, I made up that last part, but I wouldn't put it past Fifty to fart in a jar, bottle it up and sell it. Fifty will sell water to a fish.
Unfortunately, like every other rapper, celebrity, has-been and vagabond in Hollywood, Fifty is reportedly pursuing a reality TV venture. Who isn't dying to see what life with Fifty is REALLY like? We'll get to follow Fifty on his adventures as he makes more business deals, tries to resurrect the G-Unit franchise and maybe, if the producers are smart, we'll get some confrontations with the Game, Fat Joe and Dr. Dre thrown in for good measure. You just can't fight the celebrity reality show monsoon so I guess we might as well join 'em. Just make sure that it's not too scripted, Fif. Snoop's reality show was terrible cause you could tell the whole damn thing was being written by somebody who watched one too many episodes of "The Cosby Show" and "My Wife and Kids."
