Michael Jackson has stage fright
It's odd to be writing about Michael Jackson being afraid of something or someone, as opposed to writing about Michael Jackson frightening someone or something. But yes, believe it or not, the (alleged) man who has performed thousands of concerts across the globe, sold millions of albums since he was about 11 years old and grabbed his crotch in front of billions, was afraid to perform on the "American Idol" season finale, according to reports. What a wuss. Pussy. Liddle hooker. Wimp. Scarecrow-lookin' bamma.
Actually, I shouldn't be so harsh. Michael Jackson SHOULD fear the public's reaction because for the past 5 years, the public hasn't reacted well to his tortured face or his regurgitated, recycled music which seems permanently stuck in the past. I'm tired of hearing that Michael Jackson is planning a comeback. Michael doesn't need a comeback, he needs to sit down, be quiet and play with his artificially-inseminated, Caucasian children. Because his music career is a wrap. Did y'all see how embarrassing his performance was at the VMAs with NSYNC? He's an old man lady.
Aside from his age, no one really buys it when Michael sings about love because everyone knows about the pedophilia charges he has faced, plus, Mike's never really been into women anyway. His number one infatuation has always been kids, namely young boys. Holla, if you hear me, Webster. Don't believe me that Mike can't make it look believable with female love interests? Just watch the "Rock My World" video. Tell me you don't cringe.
THE MAN IZ DEAD...yall aint got no respect
Posted by: RESPECT | July 01, 2009 at 01:34 AM