1 LIL WAYNE FEAT STATIC / LOLLIPOP
- Weezy's lollipop is sticky and sweet and America can't stop licking. Okay, now I'm thoroughly disgusted, that metaphor is sick.
2 LEONA LEWIS / BLEEDING LOVE
- Speaking of disgusting, couldn't you just run with this song and presume that it's about having sex while on your period? No? Ok.
3 DAVID COOK / THE TIME OF MY LIFE
- Who says American Idol is dead, huh? I think this is the first time in a long time that the actual AI song has charted top ten. This one is pretty schmaltzy and tacky, but Cook makes it somewhat bearable.
4 RIHANNA / TAKE A BOW
- I don't see this song hanging around for long. It's a pretty bland song. But it's a "girl power" anthem so it's getting by on that.
5 JORDIN SPARKS DUET WITH CHRIS BROWN / NO AIR
- Last year's AI winner is sharing the top ten with this year's winner. Both of them have to be laughing at Taylor Hicks right about now.
6 USHER FEAT YOUNG JEEZY / LOVE IN THIS CLUB
- It's nice that Usher is finally promoting this song. He's been doing press and performing. It's two months late, but hey, better late than never.
7 RAY J / SEXY CAN I
- Has anyone bothered to tell Ray J that it should Sexy, MAY I? My elementary school teachers were big on correcting us on can vs. may.
8 MADONNA FEAT. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE / 4 MINUTES
- Cougaronna is almost out of the top ten. She's reportedly going to hit us with "GIve It 2 Me," her second single featuring Pharrell. It's a banger.
9 NATASHA BEDINGFIELD / POCKETFUL OF SUNSHINE
- Damn, I thought this song might move up but it stays put at no. 9 this week.
10 COLDPLAY / VIVA LA VIDA
- I love this band. They can put me to sleep sometimes but Coldplay's music is very relaxing and soothing, "Viva La Vida" follows the same trend.
