R. Kelly's genitals, bald head and hands are apparently very distinct. At least that's what Lisa Van Allen said yesterday in her testimony. Van Allen did have a few skeletons in her closet come to light, such as the fact that she took $20k from the pied-piper to "lose" the threesome tape and the little case of kleptomania she had when she stole Kelly's $20k watch. While these actions definitely show poor judgment on Van Allen's part (she clearly had poor judgment to begin with when she decided to mess with Kelly), it doesn't discount her testimony in my opinion. So far, based on the evidence, I think Kelly's gonna do time.
Watch the latest report from CBS 2, Chicago affiliate.
