1 KATY PERRY / KISSED A GIRL
- The lipstick lesbian jam of the summer is a winner. It's crazy how fast this song caught on.
2 LIL WAYNE FEAT STATIC / LOLLIPOP
- Crap. Just when I though we were getting rid of this song, it climbs back up to the #2 spot.
3 LEONA LEWIS/ BLEEDING LOVE
- I hope her James Bond theme song does as well as BL.
4 RIHANNA / TAKE A BOW
- I think this "Take A Bow" is a bigger hit than Madonna's was. But Madonna's song was way better.
5 NATASHA BEDINGFIELD / POCKETFUL OF SUNSHINE
- Natasha's pop gem is doing great even without the help of "The Hills." That's good news.
6 COLDPLAY / VIVA LA VIDA
- Yikes. Coldplay tumbled from the #1 spot to #6. That must mean itunes sales have peaked.
7 CHRIS BROWN / FOREVER
- I'm still stumped as to why this song is in the top ten. It sucks. "Take You Down" is way better.
8 PLIES FEAT NE-YO / BUST IT BABY PART II
- Wow. What did we do to deserve this? Y'all actually like Plies' song about "Wet wet" and ejaculation?
9 PUSSYCAT DOLLS/ WHEN I GROW UP
-Nicole Scherzinger is breathing a huge sigh of relief. It's been a long time since she's been in the top ten of the Hot 100.
10 MILEY CYRUS / 7 THINGS
-If Miley farted on record, it would reach the top ten. The tweens can't get enough of Miley.
