1 T.I. / WHATEVER YOU LIKE
- T.I. has surprised his critics and landed on top with another street anthem. Forget the recession, let's fantasize about the luxurious and lavish lifestyle T.I. is giving his woman!
2 PINK / SO WHAT?
- La Butch Pink miraculously brought her career back from the brink with the success of "U + Ur Hand" and she's scored again with her bitter anthem about divorce. A cat might have nine lives, but I think Pink has more.
3 RIHANNA / DISTURBIA
- Rihanna's scary zombie anthem is still ruling the world. Little did you know that this song has planted a seed of mental decay in your head. Bum bum bee dum bum bum bee dum dum. Mwahaha!
4 CHRIS BROWN / FOREVER
- Would you guys stop propping up this damn Wrigley's jisingle? Damn, it's old.
5 M.I.A. / PAPER PLANES
- The success of this song has brought M.I.A. out of retirement. Good. Now she needs to bless up with more gems like this song and "Hussel."
6 JASON MRAZ / I'M YOURS
- Like Pink, Mr. Mraz is bringing his career back from the brink. Kudos to him. The coffee shop sound is hot, just ask what's-her-face, Ms. Write You A Love Song.
7 COLDPLAY / VIVA LA VIDA
- Who knew that this song would be one of Coldplay's biggest hits ever. You know what I think it is? That mirthy musical break with the strings. It reminds me of elves and nymphs.
8 NE-YO / CLOSER
- I'm getting tired of this song and Ne-Yo's damn Men's Wearhouse suit. But at least he's getting far more success this go around.
9 FLO RIDA FEAT. WILL.I.AM / IN THE AYER
- Wow. Talk about unexpected. I thought it was a wrap for this fast-talking, Thing-looking, musclebound bamma. I guess he's setting his own dance-rap niche.
10 KARDINAL OFFISHALL FEAT. AKON / DANGEROUS
- Uh, with reports and video of Akon beating up some ladies in the crowd at a concert recently, it sounds like Akon is the dangerous one.
