1 BLACK EYED PEAS / BOOM BOOM POW
- Say what you want about the Black Eyed Peas being commercial, but this joint knocks in the car. Fergie and the gang are so 3008!
2 LADY GAGA / POKERFACE
- Apparently this song is about Lady Gaga's experience with pretending to be interested in men when she's really fantasizing about chicks. Does that mean this song is about faking orgasms? Ouch.
3 FLO RIDA / RIGHT ROUND
- Who knew the The Thing would find more success in music than he did comic books?
4 SOULJA BOY FEATURING SAMMIE / KISS ME THRU THE PHONE
- Would somebody please break Soulja Boy's phone so he can stop making out with it? And while you're at it, shut off his Twitter account too.
5 JAMIE FOXX / BLAME IT
- I wonder how many people are blaming their recession misbehavior on the alcohol?
6 TI FEATURING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE / DEAD AND GONE
- Pop radio, let this joint go. You do not have to play every T.I. song into the ground.
7 KID CUDI / DAY 'N' NITE
- We haven't had a stoner joint on the radio like this since Afroman's "Because I Got High."
8 MILEY CYRUS / THE CLIMB
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Something tells me this treacly ballad is being warbled right now, by some little girl in a bathroom with a hairbrush. And she will be the next Miley Cyrus. It's the circle of life.
9 THE FRAY / YOU FOUND ME
- Go away, background noise.
10 ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS / GIVES YOU HELL
- Speaking of hell, who else is looking forward to a warm summer?
Source: Billboard Hot 100
