Mark Sanford: Jesus Make Me Over

I don't know if God is up to the task, but Gov. Mark Sanford, Mr. Ay Papi Chulo de Buenos Aires, is saying that he'll changes his ways. He's just waiting for God to do it for him. I know Jesus turned water into wine, but how can he turn mildewy, rotten excrements into classy, valuable pearls? Watch Sanford's "come to Jesus" moment below.