1 BLACK EYED PEAS / I GOTTA FEELING
- This song is also the number one song on the top of the CIA's Most Torturing Songs list. I've gotta a feeling I'm going to hurl if the BEP don't sit down for a minute.
2 JAY-Z FEAT KANYE WEST AND RIHANNA / RUN THIS TOWN
- Chris, do you see that what you have beaten down is now stunting at the top of the charts while you pick up trash? That's karma.
3 JAY SEAN FEAT LIL WAYNE / DOWN
- Jay Sean is on cruise control at the top of the charts but where is the PROMO? Dude hasn't performed once yet on television. Cash Money, are y'all being cheap?
4 TAYLOR SWIFT / YOU BELONG WITH ME
- Taylor, you owe Kanye a cut of this VMAs boost. Nobody would've noticed you were even there if he hadn't "stolen" your moment.
5 JAY-Z FEAT ALICIA KEYS / EMPIRE STATE OF MIND
- Perhaps Jay should add Lil' Mama as an honorary feature on this track? Nah, Jay's in the winner's circle.
6 MILEY CYRUS / PARTY IN THE USA
- What Jay-Z and Britney song is Miley jammin to? Cause if it's "Parkin' Lot Pimpin'" and "Sometimes," we got a problem. Jus' sayin'...
7 LADY GAGA / PAPARAZZI
- Another VMAs boost, that bloody throwdown did the trick. With "Paparazzi" breaking the top ten, Gaga is four for four. But how is she going to top this debut?
8 DRAKE FEAT KANYE, LIL' WAYNE EMINEM / FOREVER
- The best all-star team since the Dream Team. Eminem is finally back in fighting form on this track.
9 KINGS OF LEON / USE SOMEBODY
- It seems like anyone can claim royalty these days, can I be the king of something, damn it.
10 JASON DERULO / WHATCHA SAY
- Jay-Z may have tried to kill autotune, but this no-namer is keeping the T-Pain tradition alive.
Source: Billboard Hot 100
