All the jokes and Photoshopped images of Chris Brown's 'Graffiti' album cover appear to have gotten under Chris' (very thin) skin. The "I Can Transform Ya" singer took to his Twitter account and hit back at the jokesters, pranksters, naysayers and the rest of us in the immature media.
"WHO CARES IF MY PANTS R FITTED. It's called fashion. I'm so tired of closed minded people. IM 100% COMFORTABLE WIT MY SEXUALITY. IM A GROWN MAN."
Fashion, baby, isn't always forgiving. I don't agree with throwing Chris under the gay bus, but one can't help but poke fun at the unmistakably feminine aesthetic of his cat burglar outfit. And with all due respect, Mr. Brown, there are fitted pants and there are skin-tight leggings. Your garment fits the latter term.
The real lesson Chris needs to learn is: It's not that serious. If Chris is happy and comfortably dressing up in Lindsay Lohan's leggings and throwing on a pair of freak 'um boots, with a Sasha Fierce roboarm then do you. Don't apologize and don't throw a fit if people clap back at it. That in itself shows Chris' immaturity and insecurity. Did you see Prince apologizing for wearing assless pants at the VMAs? Of course not, he doesn't give a f**k what you think.
Chris, if you're gonna keep doing this Twitter thing, you've gotta stop getting your pantyhose in a bunch.


