1 JAY-Z FEAT ALICIA KEYS / EMPIRE STATE OF MIND
- WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND! Jay-Z scores his first ever number one. Congrats. But he rode to the top with Alicia, not Bey. Better be careful with her, Jay...
2 OWL CITY / FIREFLIES
- When this song comes on, my brain cells begin to liquify.
3 JASON DERULO / WHATCHA SAY
- Usher is struggling to make it top ten with "Papers" but this dude is just chillin' in the upper echelons of success. Ain't that a bitch?
4 IYAZ / REPLAY
- T-Pain has to be kicking himself at his point.
5 LADY ANTEBELLUM / NEED YOU NOW
- Lady Antebellum, Lady Gaga. I have a feeling there are a lot of "Ladies" in our near future.
6 BRITNEY SPEARS / 3
- Britney fans are the best. You can turn out a piece of turd and they'll snatch it up on iTunes and make it #1.
7 JAY SEAN FEAT LIL WAYNE / DOWN
- The rollercoaster ride is coming to an end for Jay Sean. Something tells me "Do You Remember" won't enjoy the same success as "Down."
8 MILEY CYRUS / PARTY IN THE USA
- Miley needs to do a remix called "Party in Afghanistan." Support the troops.
9 LADY GAGA / PAPARAZZI
- Levi Johnston whispers this song to himself as he dreams of Sarah Palin.
10 KE$HA / TIK TOK
- A white woman named Kesha? The apocalypse is upon us.
Source: Billboard Hot 100
