1 JASON DERULO / WHATCHA SAY
- Are we cursed? We go from "Fireflies" to Jason DeRulo? Why are these non-entities getting so much love?
2 OWL CITY / FIREFLIES
- This song sounds like Fisher Price and Mattel produced it.
3 JAY-Z FEAT ALICIA KEYS / EMPIRE STATE OF MIND
- What great timing, the Yankees win the World Series and a song about New Yawk rises to the top.
4 JAY SEAN FEAT LIL WAYNE / DOWN
- When will someone dance down the aisle to this song on YouTube?
5 MILEY CYRUS / PARTY IN THE USA
- Let's just hope this party doesn't go worldwide. It's bad enough we have to suffer this infestation in the US, no need to make the epidemic a pandemic.
6 LADY GAGA / PAPARAZZI
- Has the NAAPP (National Association for the Advancement of Paparazzi Photographers) filed a press release condemning the defamatory nature of this song?
7 JAY-Z FEAT KANYE WEST AND RIHANNA / RUN THIS TOWN
- The new three musketeers continue to hold the top ten hostage. Must be Rihanna's goat yodel that keeps folks coming back for more.
8 BRITNEY SPEARS / 3
- The good news is we know have confirmation that Britney can count to three. The bad news is we don't know if she knows her ABCs.
9 LADY GAGA / BAD ROMANCE
- The only thing stopping this song from climbing higher...is Lady Gaga. Too much of a good thing can come back to bite you.
10 TAYLOR SWIFT / JUMP THEN FALL
- Lovely. Just in time for her SNL appearance where she'll undoubtedly take pot shots at Kanye.
Source: Billboard Hot 100
