Chris Brown must be an avid environmentalist because this man recycles more than a Coke bottle factory. The promotion for his new "tell-all" interview with Robin Roberts has been buzzing that Chris is FINALLY breaking his silence on the Chrihanna saga. Huh? Did they miss the last three or four interviews Chris did talking about the incident? All of which can be summarized with the following phrases:
"Uh, yeah. Wow. Definitely. It's crazy."
"I'm so sorry for what I did."
"I don't want to talk about the specifics of what happened that night."
"I'm only human."
Just read those phrases, hit rewind and play about three or four times and that's the crux of Chris' "explanation" for his behavior.
Here's a clip of what Chris says in his sit down interview with Robin Roberts of ABC.
"It's something that's really touchy." Is that it? Just do the world a favor and stop doing interviews until you spend some time with a book of SAT words, Chris. To be fair, maybe the full interview on Friday will do him more justice. But if this clip is any indication, it looks like we can expect the same tap dancing routine.

