50 Cent is really keeping it classy in the '09. First, he releases a song about knocking up one night stands on the Ne-Yo-assisted "Baby By Me." Now, he's gone ahead and taken his music to the last remains of his female fan base: Prostitutes.
The G-Unit leader took his dog and pony show to the Pascha brothel in Cologne, Germany. The Germans put on their fitteds sideways and suited up in their G-Unit rags while Fifty stood onstage and did his stiff arm pump for about an hour. The hos weren't left out though, they stuck around and jiggled a little something to the music too. Did G-Unit take one home for the road?
Watch this video from Reuters of 50 Cent's performance at the brothel. You can just smell the badussy through the screen.
And this is why Fifty isn't on Jay-Z's level. He alternates between big bad wolf gangsta rap and backdrop music for urban porn. That's it. He's a two-trick pony. It's either "Candy Shop" or "Ski Mask Way."
It is heartening though that Fifty is now seeking out venues that reflect his music. Next time he should perform at a trash dump and really stink up the joint.
