They shoulda never gave y'all bammas money. Money has made many a rapper act a damn fool. MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, Tupac and the Game are prime examples of how money can make an idiot become even more idiotic, leaving the rapper either dead, broke or left out in the cold. Soulja Boy is an idiot. Albeit an idiot who has made MILLIONS from songs about supermanning hos, kissing through the phone and "yaah bitch!" The beats for his songs, which he usually comes up with himself, are Fruity Loops tragedies and the lyrics are so bad they could be thrown on TV for a campaign against childhood illiteracy. And yet time and time again, Soulja Boy's complete lack of substance is rewarded with attention, sales and fans, while talented rappers like Wale struggle to move albums.
In short, the kids love Soulja Boy and Soulja Boy loves the kids. So he breaks them off every once in a while with freestyles. He doesn't say anything worth hearing in them, but since when has that ever stopped anyone from listening to a Soulja Boy song?
Watch and listen to Soulja Boy's "$100 Million freestyle" below.
Is there an unspoken competition going on between Soulja Boy and Lil' Wayne on who can cover up their skin entirely in ink? Whitney Houston once said, "the children are the future," but if this is the future I want to be history. And if this is music, I'm contemplating going deaf.
