1 JAY-Z FEAT ALICIA KEYS / EMPIRE STATE OF MIND
- Is Jay gonna ride this out to the new year or what?
2 LADY GAGA / BAD ROMANCE
- Ro-ma, ro-ma-ma. Lady Gaga is getting cockblocked from the top spot.
3 KE$HA / TIK TOK
- Help! There's a troll on the Billboard Hot 100.
4 IYAZ / REPLAY
- What is an Iyaz and how do I get rid of it?
5 OWL CITY / FIREFLIES
- Let's stomp out these fireflies in new year, ok?
6 JASON DERULO / WHATCHA SAY
- With cats like this passing for R&B, Usher has nothing to worry about.
7 DAVID GUETTA FEAT AKON / SEXY BITCH
- Can't wait for the sequel to this: NAUGHTY TRICK.
8 BLACK EYED PEAS / MEET ME HALFWAY
- The theme song for illegal immigrants, "Meet me halfway, right on the borderline."
9 BRITNEY SPEARS / 3
- One, two, three, how many STDs, can you count them please, cause it's sore and bleeding.
10 JAY SEAN / DOWN
- Has anyone else noticed that Cash Money isn't giving Jay Sean any budget for his live performances? No back-up dancers whatsoever.
SOURCE: Billboard Hot 100
