1 JAY-Z FEAT ALICIA KEYS / EMPIRE STATE OF MIND
- At this rate, Jay-Z's ego is gonna start to rival Kanye's.
2 KE$HA / TIK TOK
- The alcoholic, sorority girl version of Miley Cyrus inexplicably continues to succeed. Wake up, America.
3 LADY GAGA / BAD ROMANCE
- Lady Gaga should've performed this for the Queen of England instead of trying to be all "classy" with "Speechless."
4 IYAZ / REPLAY
- *stares emptily into space*
5 OWL CITY / FIREFLIES
- Can't wait for this guy to fade away like the "Teardrops of Jupiter" dude.
6 DAVID GUETTA FEAT AKON / SEXY CHICK
- The hyper, sweaty white guy in the club with glow sticks loves this song.
7 JASON DERULO / WHATCHA SAY
- With the announcement that Kid Cudi is coming off the Lady Gaga tour, Jason DeRulo just got upgraded to First Class.
8 BLACK EYED PEAS / MEET ME HALFWAY
- Even though this song is way better than "Gotta Feeling" it's having nowhere near the success.
9 BRITNEY SPEARS / 3
- Who knew America would fall head over heels for a song about threesomes? And they say America's puritanical.
10 JAY SEAN / DOWN
- The song of the summer still won't go away in the winter. Jay Sean is more durable than the Energizer bunny.
SOURCE: Billboard Hot 100
