Heidi Montag is one of two things: Either a brilliant actress who has mastered the art of stunt stupidity, uttering delusional comments that she knows will generate media attention or a genuinely, self-absorbed, out of touch, jumenta (ass) who wouldn't know common sense if she fell into an 8-feet-deep pool of it. The latter seems more likely, but there's always the possibility Heidi has a method to her madness.
And while usually, the blatantly desperate attention-seeking antics of Speidi are harmless, Heidi has gone off the ranch and compared her collection of autotuned, Britney Spears reject songs to Michael Jackson's pop classic, "Thriller." SOURCE: EW.com
EW: Why did it take three years to put this together?HEIDI MONTAG: Well, I did it independently. If you look back at the superstars throughout history it used to take that long to put albums together. Now it’s more manufactured. I really wanted to take my time, and every song means so much to me. And every song was a true journey. I had to track down the songs myself, because it was just Spencer and I doing it independently. We really took our time with every single process, because we wanted it to be the highest quality possible. I wanted it to be back to the Thriller days, to that kind of sound. It’s timeless music, so whenever it comes out was the right timing.
EW: Do you think Superficial holds up against something like Thriller?HM: I definitely do. I think people might not see it now, because it’s my first album coming out. But I’ve spent as much time–maybe more, even–than Thriller. Every detail was very important to me, because I take this very seriously. Most artists, it’s not their own money, but I’ve actually gone broke putting every dollar I’ve ever made and my heart and soul into this music. For me, I have a different appreciation, a different understanding, and a different love of my music and for my album than any other artist possibly could. Because this is my money. This is my gamble. This is my chance.
Is Heidi still under the anesthetic haze from her 10-for-1 plastic surgery special? Cause this crap is definitely not of this world.
Just because Heidi spent three years putting together shit, doesn't mean it isn't shit. Michael Jackson could put together an album in 2 weeks, while Heidi cranks away for 3 years and it still would easily trounce her hot garbage. Michael Jackson's burps and farts were more melodic, harmonic and entertaining than Heidi Montag's music. Either you got it, or you don't.
But Heidi's desperation to be a pop star is the blind spot to her musical ambitions. This feverish thirst for pop stardom seeps through her every pore (well, those pores that haven't yet been botoxed) and she howls at every opportunity about how passionate she is about music. But Heidi's voice does to music what the meat processor at Taco Bell does to its mystery meat (aka beef). If this is love, music surely doesn't want to be on the receiving end of any hate from Heidi.
While in this interview she's strangely comparing herself to Michael Jackson, her real idol is none other than Britney Spears. Heidi has chased after Britney's producers, ripped off her performances and can't stop yapping about what Britney did in her career. But Heidi won't and can't be Britney. Ever. The best she can shoot for is Hoku or Samantha Mumba. Even Kim Zolciak from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" has a better shot at brief pop stardom with her "Tardy for the Party" jam than Heidi.
In the words of En Vogue: Heidi, give it up, turn it loose. And send a letter, an e-mail, a Tweet or something to apologize to the Jackson family for even mentioning your music in the same breath as Michael's.
