1 KE$HA / TIK TOK
- Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
2 LADY GAGA / BAD ROMANCE
- It must pain Lady Gaga to have been cockblocked from the #1 spot first by Jay-Z (respectable) and now by Ke$ha (insulting).
3 JAY-Z FEAT ALICIA KEYS / EMPIRE STATE OF MIND
- This song has been overplayed so badly that even NYC's rats roll their eyes when it comes on.
4 IYAZ / REPLAY
- Damn, Sean Kingston basically signed his replacement.
5 OWL CITY / FIREFLIES
- Emo goes pop. And not in a "my mascara is running and I'm mad about it" way.
6 DAVID GUETTA FEAT AKON / SEXY CHICK
- All the ladies scream when Akon says, "She's nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore!"
7 KE$HA FEAT 3OH3! / BLAH BLAH BLAH
- This is what the iTunes generation is willing to spend its money on. See if you can keep your food down while listening to this garbage.
8 YOUNG MONEY / BED ROCK
- Never looking at Wilma and Fred Flintstone the same again.
9 RIHANNA / HARD
- TRIUMPH! VICTORY! Those who predicted Rihanna would fail or that "Rated R" was going to be a massive flop, do you like hot sauce or barbeque sauce with your crow?
10 JAY SEAN / DOWN
- WIth Jay Sean's song blowing up, Omarion's gotta be regretting his decision to not sign with Young Money.
SOURCE: Billboard Hot 100
