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Beyonce is out hawking her celebrity scent "Heat" at Macy's stores around the country, and at her most recent stop in New York, Beyonce offered her cheek to a disabled fan for a nice little peck. That boy is never gonna wash his lips again. And his dreams will likely be more than just "sweet" from now on.
Even though most of the world is crazy in love with Beyonce, this perpetual persona of angelic kindness and sweetness has worn thin with some folks. Some people were never fans to begin with. Other people have simply grown weary of Beyonce being on TV, radio, the internet, the department store, the movie theater, Nick Jr., under your sofa, at Thanksgiving dinner, at the Carry-Out joint and in magazines and newspapers. Call it, Beytigue.
Chelsea Handler is having a serious, public case of Beytigue. Comparing Beyonce to a Clydesdale horse, Chelsea mocked Beyonce's Grammys performance and called her hair-tossing dance break "what you do when your weave is fire."
Unfortunately, she wasn't aware of the volatility of the Beyonce fan base as they struck out hard at the late night comedian.
And Beyonce fans aren't the only ones on the front lines of defense. Baby sister Solange Knowles is also leading the charge for Beyonce. In response to all the praise and media attention heaped on Taylor Swift after her Album of the Year win at the Grammys, Solange lobbed a grenade.
If you're confused by the protectionism of St. Beyonce, don't be. Think of Beyonce's empire as the Catholic Church and Beyonce as the Pope. The Pope is to be glorified and praised at all times, no questions asked. Or maybe she's the Virgin Mary and Jay-Z is Joseph, and sometime in the near future the Messiah will spring forth from her womb? Who knows. But just be careful about what you say about Beyonce. It's dangerous out there.
