Somewhere in his prison cell in Nevada, OJ Simpson is thinking to himself, "Forget Johnny Cochran. Who does Lil' Wayne have working for him?!" The "Lollipop" singer has dodged his sentencing three times already. First, he got a pass in order to have some emergency dental surgery performed on his rotting mouth. Then, last week, conveniently when he was scheduled to be sentenced, the court in New York caught on fire and his sentencing was postponed til next Monday. Either Wayne is just lucky beyond comprehension, or someone or something is working in his favor. Maybe Jesus is a fan of "A Milli"?
Ultimately we'll have to wait and see if Wayne actually makes it to prison today, but here are a few scenarios that could "come up" that might slow things down yet again:
1. Baby suffers complications from a secret liposuction procedure in Brazil. Hey, it happened to Usher and his older ex-wife Tameka Foster. And what do you think would help Baby recover quickest? A big, wet kiss from his "son" of course.
2. Lil' Wayne gets the judge pregnant. That is if the judge sentencing him is a woman. If it's a man....well, frankly it's still a possibility cause Lil' Wayne is seemingly capable of getting anything pregnant.
3. Shyne takes the rap for Lil' Wayne. Why not? He's familiar with the gang in NY prisons and he already took the rap for Puff. What's one more year, Jamal?
4. President Obama and Gov. Paterson burst in the courtroom blasting The Carter III. The president is an admitted fan of Jay-Z. Surely he appreciates Lil' Weezy. And Gov. Paterson may not be running for governor anymore, but why not go out with a bang?
