So CNN's The Marquee Blog is saying that Usher's new studio album will be called The Shanertance.
What in the UrbanDictionary.com heck is that?
Did the spirit of Dr. Seuss temporarily take hold of Usher's mind and inspire him to just make up some random word? Is the "Shanertance" a creature? His pink wig-wearing alter ego? The name of his next celebrity scent?
Let's hope the folks at CNN somehow got this one wrong and that Usher will be unveiling the real album title soon. He's on a roll with "Climax," no need to derail what's shaping up to be a good thing with this foolishness.