From a galaxy far, far, away comes the green-haired alien with an ass the size of Jupiter and an intergalactic rack that puts the moon to shame. Her arrival is met with with worship, as the natives of Hawaii take their alien-bootied goddess into the volcano for a hot lava, glitter-steamed rave. The end.
That's the rough and quick summary of the "plot" for Nicki Minaj's "Starships" video. It's really just an excuse for Nicki to writhe around in the sand in a two-piece, wear funny wigs and fist pump while she clings to her flimsy fringe top. And there ain't nothing wrong with that.
Watch the long overdue video for Nicki's single "Starships" below
Look, it's no "Super Bass," but like a cheap date at Denny's, it'll do. The T&A combined with the dazzling colors should be enough to keep the fist pumpers enthralled anyway.