1 GOTYE FEAT KIMBRA / SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
- Can America shake these blues already before the summer gets into fullswing?
2 CARLY RAE JEPSEN / CALL ME MAYBE
- Even preschoolers think this song is cheesy.
3 MAROON 5 FEAT WIZ KHALIFA / PAYPHONE
- Adam Levine must be stuck in an antique store cause that's the only place where you'll find a payphone these days.
4 FUN. FEAT JANELLE MONAE / WE ARE YOUNG
- See? Rock isn't dead yet. It just has a hangover.
5 NICKI MINAJ / STARSHIPS
- Peter Rosenberg is mad at "Starships" but these receipts show that America is more than happy with Nicki's pop side.
6 ONE DIRECTION / WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
- Does the girl not own a mirror or is she just totally oblivious in all things in life?
7 FLO RIDA FEAT SIA / WILD ONES
- Flo Rida is you leader, you not a believer? Suck a big ****.
8 JUSTIN BIEBER / BOYFRIEND
- What under 20-somethings eat fondue though?
9 RIHANNA / WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- Another singles notch under her belt. That reign is still going strong.
10 THE WANTED / GLAD YOU CAME
- Brought to you by hair gel, Noxema and the International Non-Rhythmic Society.
SOURCE: Billboard Hot 100