Why Did Chris Brown Come to the BET Awards in a Half Silver Surfer Halloween Costume?
Chris Brown is in a funky place. He's just now getting back to speaking with the press and he's in the middle of ongoing beef with about 25 different people in the music industry at the same damn time!
Whenever Chris Brown is booked for an award show performance, you can expect two things: He'll be shirtless at some point and he'll dance like an angry ballerina with a runny tummy.
Perplexingly, even though "Turn Up the Music" peaked long ago, it's still the main track he's promoting. Even more confusing, he performed his two dance-pop tracks in front of the BET audience. Isn't the whole point of the split urban/pop discography thing that he's been doing to cater the urban tracks to black audiences and push the pop tracks to mixed/white audiences?
Whatever. We should stop trying to make sense of Chris Brown's logic. Even Dr. Phil would have a hard time cracking this nut.