Why things gotta be so tough for a cornrow-wearing, bible-thumping, crotch-thrusting, fun-loving R&B thug? Why people gotta constantly bring up the past? So what if that guy in the video with the underage girl features a man who looks strikingly similar to R. Kelly, in a house that looks strikingly similar to a home R. Kelly purchased? The trial is over and R. Kelly is innocent. That means not guilty, y'all and dammnit, R. Kelly just wants to move on.
Are y'all feeling sorry for this buffoon? Cause I'm not.
While I'm a believer in the justice system, I'm also not an idiot and know that with the right lawyers and the right amount of money, criminals can get off the hook. Furthermore, in this exclusive interview with BET, R. Kelly was asked if he liked teenage girls, to which he replied, "When you say teenage, how old are we talking?" He then went on to say, "I have some 19-year-old friends, but I don't like anybody illegal if that's what we're talking about, underage."
Yeah, I wonder why people think you're still (an alleged) pedophile, Robert. I wonder why.


